I've Compiled Yet Another Ultimate List of Tall Girl Comebacks | Inspired By My Followers

HIIIIIIIIIIII! Lol that was intense. I don’t know; I just figured I’d do something different than the usual “Hey!” or “How are you?”. But um, I think we’re gonna stick to that instead of what I just did. Can you tell school is kinda getting to me already? 

Anywho, today we got some more tall girl comebacks! Woot! *cue the outrageous audience applause*

I actually did a Part 1 to this a while ago, so definitely check that out if you haven’t. But if you did, just as a refresher, I once asked my followers for the best comebacks to the most frequently asked tall girl questions like “Why are you so tall?” or “How’s the weather up there?” or anything relating to our height that just annoys the crap out of us. I mean we were going on about plants, spitting on people, and all that good stuff (is it really good lol??). So, it should be interesting to see where this batch takes us. 

As a wise Doja Cat once said: ‘Let’s get into it!’ 

Super quick disclaimer: This is purely for entertainment; please do not use these comebacks in real life. We’re here for a good time, not to get into trouble. 

“Do you play basketball?”

Are you even tall if you haven’t heard this question at least once? At least ONCE! Like I genuinely don’t think that any tall person in the world, no scratch that, any person in the GALAXY has not gotten this question once growing up. And if you haven’t, you either grew up in a really tall community or you’re just not actually tall. 

Now apparently, a good comeback to this is “No, do you play mini golf?” 

Idk how to feel about this one. Because I think mini golf is just a common pastime that anyone does (at least in America). People genuinely do this when hanging out with friends or even going on a date. It’s just such a typical response, one that you’d expect from a middle schooler. I’m sorry, but I’m giving this one a 2/10. Was that harsh? Maybe a little…

What if someone comments on clothes that are too short on you? Or asks if you can ‘hear them from all the way up there’? Tune in to the full episode below! 

Thank you so so much for tuning in to this episode; I really do appreciate it. As always, feel free to hit me up on my socials @atallgirspodcast on Instagram, TikTok, and Pinterest, and let me know some more tall girl comebacks you got up your sleeve. And don’t forget: You’re amazing. You’re beautiful. You’re enough. I’ll catch you in the next one! 

Goodnight and goodbyyyyyeee,

India